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A Reunion Lunch to mark the 50th
Anniversaryof the founding of the school has been
organised by Gerald Miller. It will be at the BA club at
Heathrow on Saturday September 10th 2005 starting at
1145. It is highly likely that mass detention will be
enforced so expect a late finish.
Ticket sales currently exceed 150 so get yours now!
For further information please download the flyer here or contact Gerald directly by
email here firstname.lastname@example.org
Dr Watson sadly passed
away on 17th July 2004.
Please post any memories or messages of
condolence on the message board.
SNOBmaster Alyn Williams retires....discovered
hiding in New Zeland
A new "wealthiest SNOB" emerges......a
film producer, it would appear.....
"SNOBS win Golf tournament"
"French mistress hides behind stage"
"School trip to Dover releases German
Exchange student after 40 years"
History....Well, we've made a pretty
poor attempt to detail the history of the school.
Despite the best attempts of Gerald 'Scrumcap'
Miller and Mogs 'Mogs' Morgan we are a bit stuck.
Please have a look at the (currently unlinked)
history page and let us know if you have any
David Olley (SNOB:
1961) has put a scan of the 1956 school photo on
his personal website. A link can be found from
our pictures page. The key question is: Did Dr
Watson have an identical twin also working at the
school....or is that Mr Smith (SNOBmaster:
Mike Pipe (SNOB:
1969) has sent us an unlikely story of a trip to
the Soviet Union in 1969 along with two girls
from St Mary's. While there he was clearly
influenced by news manipulation techniques and
claims that this trip was the first undertaken by
the school. Read his story on our Stories page.
Sweet at St
Nicks? Regular readers of the
message board will see that the 70's
super-glam-rock-type-group "The Sweet"
(whose hits include "Blockbuster" and
...er.....that other one) did indeed perform in
the school hall in 1969. Any photographic
evidence out there?
(Maths) - nicknamed via his confiscation of the
paperback "The Battle of
Gunsmoke Ridge"? What about Mr Demery who
found the fish in his desk drawer on his return
from Easter holidays. What did Mr Komatsu
(Chemistry) do with a
fire-extinguisher and yellow potassium? Any more
detail on these and any others is welcomed!
1979 Reunion. Pics of
the reunion held at the Breakspear Arms on 25th
April are now in the picture gallery.....but what
was Rory Tapsell doing there......?
reach the SNOBS newsdesk that a certain F. Toms
(SNOBmaster: chemistry) has a new career as a
jazz piano-player. Those SNOBs who remember the
school's token northerner (and his discourses on
escalator rubber) may be interested to keep an
eye out for The Frank Toms Trio in
the vicinity of Marlow Bottom. Reports and pics
Well....we think we are now pretty sure of the
identity of the richest SNOB (worth a few hundred
million, apparently). We also understand he owes
Jeff Duley (1963) two shillings, so we would be
grateful if would settle his debts (and slip us
some sponsorship with the change....?).
Enter Marc Peirson (1976) who has written scripts
for EastEnders, Holby City and several other BBC
John Henderson (1965) was the director of that
memorable and quintessentially English film
"The Borrowers", assisted by the famous
Tickner brothers (also SNOBs) who provided the
art direction. Sadly John doesn't merit any
rotten tomatoes at www.rottentomatoes.com but
we're sure it's only a matter of time......
Meanwhile...Steve Johnson (1976) was awarded the
Freedom of The City of London by the Lord
Mayor, Sir Peter Henry Newall on 4th July, 1994
New in Picture
Gallery: The 1969 school photo.
How come Mr Cahill always looked the same age???
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Another Pop Star
emerges from St Nicks!!: So not
just the legendary Roxy Music bassist and
sometime "Vibrator" Gary Tibbs (1974),
but also the writer of the theme tune to "Mr
Men" that chart-topping TV programme. Step
forward Tony Hymas (1960).
New in the
Picture Gallery: Our
exciting, fully-interactive SNOBS-related
multimedia experience (well, a picture gallery
with a bunch of drunk SNOBs seeing who has become
the fattest) now has the 1977 school photograph. Click here for the
pictures. Send some more stuff to us at .
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